"Dis one's my favewit!" You can't have him.

 This silly 3 year old asked me to measure him this morning. He wanted to know if he were big enough to watch a daddy movie... (Batman. Nope, sorry!)  

 He told me he's so big, because he's three. 

 Instead of daddy movies, he settled for some cool toys. 

 "Hulk is so cool, and stwong. When he gets mad, his shirt whips off, and he turns gween." 

 "..see, like dis." 

 "Dees guys are so fweaky!" 

"But, dis ones my favewit. You can't have him."